Embroidered "I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago" Tee

Soft, straightforward, and quietly funny — this embroidered tee is the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say something honest without shouting. The small left-chest stitch reads “I was normal 2 kids ago” in tidy script, a wink of shared exhaustion and pride that lands exactly where conversation starters happen. It wears like your go-to everyday shirt: sturdy cotton that breathes, holds up to repeated washings, and keeps its collar in shape. Wear it on school run mornings, to family gatherings, or for low-key coffee dates — it slips into the real rhythm of life and feels familiar right away. The subtle embroidery keeps the joke grounded; it’s not loud, but it’s unmistakably yours.

Made with responsibly sourced cotton and built for everyday life, this tee balances comfort, durability, and a little bit of parent-to-parent humor. It settles into your wardrobe and into the moments when you want to share a knowing smile with other caregivers — whether you’re juggling car seats, snacks, or bedtime rituals, this shirt speaks your language without saying too much.

Product features
- Embroidered left-chest message for a subtle, long-lasting impression
- 100% cotton solid options with breathable, durable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit and shoulder tape for reduced stretching and improved fit
- Ribbed collar and classic crew neckline that retain shape wash after wash
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified materials for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat